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Stitch pre-fucktion the calm before everything goes to shit shirt

Key Features of Stitch pre-fucktion the calm before everything goes to shit shirt

Timeless Style: Clean silhouette with a modern fit that works for any occasion—casual or semi-formal.
Soft to the Touch: Pre-shrunk fabric that gets softer with every wash without losing shape.
Easy Maintenance: Machine washable and quick to dry, keeping up with your daily routine effortlessly.
Wide Size Range: Available in various sizes to ensure a perfect fit for everyone.
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Ideal for Daily Wear: Comfortable enough for lounging, stylish enough for going out.
High-Quality Fabric: Designed to last and stay vibrant after repeated washing.
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Shipping rates are based on factors such as the weight, size, and number of packages in your order. Larger or bulkier items may incur a small surcharge. Final shipping costs are clearly displayed on the checkout page before payment.

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Domestic (U.S.): $4.99 for the first apparel item + $2 for each additional item
International: $15.99 for the first item + $4 per each additional item

⏱️ Estimated Delivery Times

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- Production time: 2–3 business days
- Shipping time:
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  - International: 7–15 business days

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📬 Multiple Shipping Addresses

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🏤 PO Boxes and Military APO/FPO Addresses

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Delivery can take up to 45 additional days
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