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Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
Cow when i was a kid there were two way to die natural causes and talking back to my parents shirt
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Remember those days when a stern look from your parents was enough to silence you? This “Cow when I was a kid there were two ways to die: natural causes and talking back to my parents” shirt perfectly captures that nostalgic feeling of childhood discipline with a humorous twist. Featuring a relatable cow graphic, this tee is a fantastic conversation starter and a great way to express your sense of humor. Made from comfortable, high-quality material, it?s perfect for casual wear, family gatherings, or as a unique gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a trip down memory lane. Embrace the fun of yesteryear and add this witty apparel to your wardrobe!

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This uniquely designed shirt is more than just clothing; it?s a statement piece that resonates with anyone who grew up with clear boundaries. The clever design, showcasing a cow contemplating life’s simple, yet strict, rules, brings a smile to your face and evokes shared experiences. It?s an ideal present for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Available in various sizes, this durable and soft tee ensures you stay comfortable while showcasing your playful personality. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to own a piece of wearable humor that celebrates the universal truth of parental guidance with a touch of bovine wisdom. Purchase this must-have shirt and wear your nostalgia with pride!

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Product information: 
  • 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles
  • Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, & Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Classic width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
  • Tear away label
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Material: 100% Cotton
Product information: 
  • 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 20 singles
  • Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, & Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Classic width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
  • Tear away label
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Material: 100% Cotton
Classic Women Shirt
Classic Women Shirt
Product information: 
  • 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.5 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
  • Heather Sport colors are 60/40 polyester/cotton
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Classic fit
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord 1 x 1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
  • Have pouch pocket and tear away label
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dye
Printing technology: “DTG”Production time: 1-3 Business daysNote:   - Since the size is manually measured, please allow a slight dimension difference from 1-3 cm.- Due to the different monitor and light effect, the actual colour of the item might be slightly different from the visual pictures.CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS OUR HIGHEST PRIORITY. IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED, PLEASE CONTACT US TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM. WE WISH YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOPPING EXPERIENCE HERE.
Product information: 
  •  8oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
  • Heather Sport colors are 60/40 polyester/cotton
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Classic fit
  • 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
  • Tear away label
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Material: 100% Cotton - Type of Shirt Embryo Gildan G18500Meets S&S Sustainable Materials, Manufacturing, & Socially Conscious Manufacturing criteria.Template: PNG, 4200x4800px=14x16 inch DPI 300Printing technology: “DTG”Production time: 1-3 Business daysNote:   - Since the size is manually measured, please allow a slight dimension difference from 1-3 cm. - Due to the different monitor and light effect, the actual colour of the item might be slightly different from the visual pictures.CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS OUR HIGHEST PRIORITY. IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED, PLEASE CONTACT US TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM. WE WISH YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOPPING EXPERIENCE HERE.
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Product information: 
  • 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton
  • Ash is 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Dark Heather: 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Classic fit
  • 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
  • Tear away label
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Material: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest breakthrough in soft cotton technology, the Gildan® Heavy Cotton family has been remastered for improved printability, quality and comfort you can see and feel.Meets S&S Sustainable Materials, Manufacturing, & Socially Conscious Manufacturing criteria.Template:  PNG, 4200x4800px=14x16inch DPI 300Printing technology: “DTG”Production time: 1-3 Business daysNote:   - Since the size is manually measured, please allow a slight dimension difference from 1-3 cm. - Due to the different monitor and light effect, the actual colour of the item might be slightly different from the visual pictures.CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS OUR HIGHEST PRIORITY. IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED, PLEASE CONTACT US TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM. WE WISH YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOPPING EXPERIENCE HERE.
Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
PRODUCT INFORMATION:
  • Made of 100% cotton.
  • Never fades, cracks, peels, or flakes
  • Excellent quality. The colors are vivid and will not fade.
  • Durable neck and shoulder taping; tubular rib collar for enhanced flexibility and recovery
  • Silky, lightweight, and moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool and dry throughout exercise. The fabric is soft to the touch and kind on the skin. Engineered for easy heat dissipation and good ventilation and breathability.
PRINTS: Dye-sublimation printingWASHABLE: Machine wash cold, only non-chlorine bleach when needed, hang dry, cool iron on reverse side or dry cleanPRODUCTION TIME: 3-5 Business DaysNOTE:  - Because the size is measured by hand, please allow for a 1-3 cm dimension variance.- The real color of the item may change somewhat from the visual photos due to differences in monitor and light effects.OUR TOP PRIORITY IS CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. PLEASE CONTACT US TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED. WE WISH YOU A PLEASANT SHOPPING EXPERIENCE HERE. 
Product Information:
  • Model: 3633.
  • Fabric Platform:100% Cotton Jersey.
  • Fabric: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (H. Grey 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester).
  • Thread Weight: 32 Singles.
  • Binding: Self 3/8" Binding At Neckline And Sleeve.
  • Collar: Scoop Neck.
  • Fit Type: Regular.
  • Size Range: XS-2XL
PRODUCTION TIME: 1-3 Business DaysNOTE:  - Because the size is measured by hand, please allow for a 1-3 cm dimension variance.- The real color of the item may change somewhat from the visual photos due to differences in monitor and light effects.OUR TOP PRIORITY IS CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. PLEASE CONTACT US TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED. WE WISH YOU A PLEASANT SHOPPING EXPERIENCE HERE. US Unisex Tank 2D
Product Information:
  • 8 ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Front pouch pockets; Full athletic unisex cut.
  • Two-ply hood with matching drawcord.
  • Made by Gildan®.
PRODUCTION TIME: 1-3 Business DaysNOTE:  - Because the size is measured by hand, please allow for a 1-3 cm dimension variance.- The real color of the item may change somewhat from the visual photos due to differences in monitor and light effects.OUR TOP PRIORITY IS CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. PLEASE CONTACT US TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED. WE WISH YOU A PLEASANT SHOPPING EXPERIENCE HERE. US Zipper Hoodie
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  • Model: Gildan 5000B.
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  • CPSIA Tracking Label Compliant.
  • Classic heavyweight fabric.
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems.
  • Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions.
  • Preshrunk jersey knit.
  • Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar.
  • Taped neck and shoulders.
  • Tear away label.
  • Estimated production time: 2 - 4 business days.
NOTE:  - Because the size is measured by hand, please allow for a 1-3 cm dimension variance.- The real color of the item may change somewhat from the visual photos due to differences in monitor and light effects.OUR TOP PRIORITY IS CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. PLEASE CONTACT US TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED. WE WISH YOU A PLEASANT SHOPPING EXPERIENCE HERE. US Youth T-Shirt 2D 
Product Information:
  • Model: 18500B
  • Material: 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord.
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.
  • Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions.
  • Pouch pocket.
  • Preshrunk fleece knit.
  • Tear away label.
PRODUCTION TIME: 2-4 Business DaysNOTE:  - Because the size is measured by hand, please allow for a 1-3 cm dimension variance.- The real color of the item may change somewhat from the visual photos due to differences in monitor and light effects.OUR TOP PRIORITY IS CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. PLEASE CONTACT US TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED. WE WISH YOU A PLEASANT SHOPPING EXPERIENCE HERE. US Youth Hoodie